Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.