What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Just a normal guy who got hooked on the new My Little Pony show.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Love music, skiing, art, acting, alcohol, philosophy and clearly MLP