80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

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A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.