A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't