Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.
Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.