I finally discovered the terrible truth: The view counter counts all the times I viewed my own blogs as well as when other people viewed my blogs. So I temporarily got my rampant narcissism under control and stopped looking at my own blogs. The results were horrifying. Now let me make something perfectly clear, I don't blame you, good ponies of FimFiction.net. I am fully aware that when it comes down to reading some random ponies' blog or reading My Little Dashie for the ten-thousandth time, My

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Luna showed me another dream, this one... FAR more complex then the last. Seriously, if I told you the whole thing we would be here all day. So I'll just give you the basics of the plot. So, we start off with me as an apprentice to a world class mage. We all live in a prosperous empire ruled by a kind, but fair, king. But I soon found out that the mage and his... roommate? Wife? Romantic Partner? Business Partner? I have no idea what this woman's relationship to my master is, all I know is

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I assure you there is a good reason I haven't posted any new updates in a while... I've been battling the demon Acedia! Anyway, it's not like I haven't tried to write more chapters of Immortal Entity, But every time I try to go back to writing, Acedia begins clawing at my flesh and I soon find that I have made no progress at all! Don't believe me? Here, I'll show you what I've written so far:

“Twilight!”
Twilight awoke to the voice of Rainbow Dash yelling in her ear.
“Wha- Rainbow Dash?”

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Luna sent me another dream, this one crazier than the last! This time, I was a roman centurion, and my two subordinates and I were in charge of policing a house party. This went great until a lich showed up. I ordered my men to flank it while I provided a distraction. However, I was forced to take refuge behind a conveniently placed pillar while the lich threw spells at me. They were paralyzing spells, and what I could only assume were instant death spells. My subordinates apparently screwed

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Name: Glitter Gust

Cutie Mark: A black tornado shooting lightning bolts

Race: Pegasus

Gender: Mare

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They did? They did! Do they not know? Can they not see? The table! The sky high table with the dancer who wraps me in her thorny embrace! The conspiracy believes their triangles the biggest, but smaller than the subtraction! Equidistant and equilateral from the love of a singularity cake! Forsooth and anon, the slime of freedom will cover us all on! Chaos! Destruction! Aunt Parallelogram's nacho cheese maple syrup. Make way for the fireman whom burns down the once true slave! All of us. The

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I mean seriously, I know I haven’t and I wrote the darn things! In fact, does anypony read blog posts at all? I don’t think I’ve ever even seen anypony else’s blog posts in forever, and even then only because it had information about why a story was late or something, I honestly don’t even remember! Look at you sitting there, not reading this at all! I bet you only glanced at the title, didn’t you? I’m just gibbering away madly to myself, aren’t I? Not that it matters, Nopony is ever going to

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Name: Cerulean Seas

Cutie Mark: A creepy eye jutting out of a sky blue sea

Race: Unicorn

Gender: Stallion

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I was playing around in the pony creator when I thought to myself, why not make a few random ocs, just for the heck of it? I could even give them backstories and stuff. So that’s what I did! So without further ado, the four ocs I made in pony creator!

Name: Dusky Sunset

Cutie Mark: A sunset wreathed in flames

Race: Unicorn

Gender: Stallion

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Princess Luna usually pampers me when it comes to my dreams. I say that because my dreams are usually very complex, and vividly nuanced, when I can remember them that is. One detail I can remember uncannily well is that the character I was playing in the dream was a lover of soda. Sometimes you could find tokens inside these soda glasses, and you could use these tokens to get prizes or buy more soda. My character had his eyes on one particular prize: A hoodie. But this was no ordinary hoodie,

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