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Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony

A wise woman once said, " Fuck this shit." And she lived happily ever after

Writing the childhoods I wish I had.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.

A little bit crazy and a sucker for the happy ending, you just might not know what you're going to get. Read at your own sanity's risk.

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

God, I'm so sorry.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...