Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Forget not that I am a derp.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

"You think you know me..."

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I really need to come up with a better bio.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

space is a waste

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

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