I have no idea how you got here.
Hello, dear listener. Enter freely and of your own will. (Podfic narrator on hiatus; any pronouns)
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I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!
"Perhaps the story now goes beyond the book." - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart
Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.
♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!