The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.
I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.
Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.
And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.