Can I speak to the manager?

Butts Butts BUTTS!

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

A brony living in the states that really likes Fallout.

time is a crime

"You think you know me..."

Sham-wow!

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

space is a waste

Take a healthy dose of insanity every day, And nasty moods will stay away!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Brony I am, Brony I was, and Brony I will be!

:D X3 =^-^= <3 :P ô_ō -_- Ó_Ò ...enough said, I think...okay, maybe not, but, Eh, oh well.

Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.