I'm a gamer (all platforms), I'm a musician, I'm a writer, I'm a YouTuber, I'm a rager (at times), and I'm a 14-year-old Psychologist (totes not using word out of turn).
You're obviously suffering from a severely repressed libio complex, manifesting as a projection of your own insecurities onto others around you... in other words, you're jelly of this. *Points at bod*