What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!