I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember that one story I wrote? Me neither.

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Horrifically Fun

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Words are coming.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Your friendly neighborhood gentleman trapped in the body of one of the world's deadliest predators. But worry not, I don't bite. Not since the incident...

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

Does this look infected to you?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

I write things.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

loves tiaras.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Gender: Male Is too busy reading pony for a proper Bio.

Surprise!