I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.