Tacos......nough said

Interweb peoples I did something foolish. I though with my amazing medical knowledge that a 160 pound man could handle ten shots. I was very very very wrong. You see because the intake of alcohol was inconsistant with the amount the liver was able to process at a reasonable time it ended in a body over saturated in booze. Vomiting, slight alcohol poisoning, and a hangover ensued. Even with my amazing physic I didnt have the tolerance to handle the intake. Ergo a really ruff night. I'm okay,

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Know that I have 666 views I can finally shed this human form and become the antichrist. I will summon my demons from the pit. Beelzebub will be unchained. I shall sacrafice my readers souls to fuel my power. ALL WILL TREMBLE BEFORE ME IN FEAR AND ANGUISH. I SHALL COVER THE EARTH IN FIRE. NONE WILL ESCAPE MY WRATH. I AM THE COMPLETE INCARNATION OF EVIL. THIS WORLD WILL BURN ON THE ALTER OF THE ANCIENTS AS TRIBUTE TO THE GODS OF DESECRATION. I.... sorry my mom wants me to do the dishes gots to

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  Hello interweb peoples! Guess what day it is? National Starwars day. So go celebrate by doing something Starwars related and pray to God that they casted the right people for the next movie. Now let us remember a space opera that forever changed our lives. Thank you George Lucas and screw you and have a nice day.

The story that was posted before its revision is know up on the site for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy not understanding what's going on. Have nice day interweb peoples.

I wrote a story. I had not proofread it. My editor/sister posted it prematurely. It contained very horrific grammer mistakes. Though I don't write for the people I do understand that people read my stuff. So I try to make it good. A mistake happened on the part of Guildenstern I am sorry. So to those that saw the story prematurely don't spoil its randomness. It will be reposted. God I cant beloved this happened. Word of advise don't let your sister/editor have acsess to your stuff.

I think that I saw the funniest thing in the universe. Everyone knows roosterteeth is one of the biggest gaming community's out there. Well I was on their youtube channel and came across their rage quit stuff. Three words, funny as hell. If you haven't seen their stuff you should and by God its hilarious. I think the only thing that can top them is vanoss gaming. Either which ways if your a fellow Internet Person check the stuff out its awesome.

So I went on a huge hike yesterday. Such an event call for me to take off my shirt. After nine hours and a soak in some hot springs, i noticed I couldn't move. My entire body is burned. All I can do is lie down and type. I m in such agonizing pain. Moral of the story don't do drugs.

What's up Internet peoples. So quick little update to let you know what's going on I have some bad news. No I'm not leaving fimfiction I just got here geez. I unfortunately will not be posting a story this week or any story updates for that matter. To those of you who like what I do ( though why you do is beyond me) your going to have to wait. Why you ask because my kindle fire hd is broken. Yes that's right I do not use a computer I write faster with two thumbs than both my hands. Its

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NOW WHO IN THE FLYING F#CK DID IT. I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO HADE THE AUDACITY TO TOUCH MY STORY WITHOUT PERMISSION AND JUST UPLOAD IT TO CROSSOVERS AND HIE. I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF SH!T IN MY 17 YEARS OF LIFE ON THIS GOOD EARTH BUT NOTHING IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD OF EQUESTRIA CAN EXCUSE THIS. I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE AND PONIES RESPECTED EACH OTHER'S SH!T. THERE WAS A DAY AND AGE WHEN WE COULD DO SOMTHING AND NOT HAVE IT PUT INTO SOME GROUP BECAUSE SOME INCONSIDERATE A$$HOLE THINKS IT SHOULD GO THERE.

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