Yep, it's been ten years since this whole thing started, a little over nine years since I started watching this show, and...
A year since I've written anything for anything related to this fanbase. I'm usually an all take and no give sort of guy so that's no surprise, but maybe I should work on that part of myself. Maybe here would be a good place to start.

Happy ten year anniversary, to all of the crazy cunts still on this ride.

TL;DR: I've updated chapter 1 to read better, and am maybe planning on doing the same to the two after that.

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The show may be ending, but I'll still be here. I sold my soul back in 2011, little did I know that the only catch was that I'd have to stay in this community until I die. I'm pretty sure that the guy I signed the contract with couldn't even notarize signatures now that I think of it. Whatever, it's been eight years and I'm not risking seeing what happens if I don't do anything pony related for a day.

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I just looked at the last time I posted a chapter for this thing, and was pretty surprised to see that the last time I posted something for it was about five months ago. Well, open up your ass cheeks ladies and gentlemen, because I'm gonna give you something even smaller than my cock, my (even smaller) self esteem, and my skill at humor (the smallest thing on this list): A rundown on why I've been gone. Okay maybe it's a bit bigger than those but whatever.

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I always forget that I don't have to share my drinks with my keyboard. Around midnight, I pushed a glass on my desk out of the way thinking it was empty. Turns out, the damn thing had nearly an entire cow's worth of milk in it. So yeah, that got in my keyboard and on the floor. I cleaned it all up the best I could, but testing it out the next day, I find that it only types a few letters correctly. The saddest part is, this isn't the first time it's happened. The last time this happened, it did

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I have no idea what I'm doing. Somebody please help me.

bran is frend. pls no go. come back write brain not mean it

(Idiot to smart person translation: I want to write, but writer's block is a bitch and it sucks not being able to overcome it.)

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Let's get something out of the way, first.
I pride myself on being able to do the simplest shit on a computer. It's practically the only skill I have besides smashing my head on the keyboard and somehow forming coherent sentences that come together to make a plot line that some people enjoy for one reason or another.
So, when I came on this site today, I had this urge. It was this urge in the pit of my nutsack that told me "HEY! SHITWAD! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE A BLOG POST ON HERE, BITCH!"

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