Hi, I'm Sir Dango III, but you can call me Dango... except for you Billy, you can't call me that. I try to do book and stuff like that but always get hold back by myself. And by that I mean that most of my stories start off good then I go, "Ah this is fucking stupid, my cat that I don't have not going to like this." Then I Ctr + Alt + Delete that shit faster than Hiroshima was flattened during the 1940's. Also I have bad humor, as in I would laugh at a Holocaust joke in a Jew temple. Also when I get my balls again and start posting my stories here (Or anywhere that would accept me, by manly trying here) most of my stories I'm going to try and be as Brütal as possible. Why? you may ask? Because. But other than that crap, I'm kinda timid to start a random conversation with some (Via chat or anything "Live" like that) Comments are a different story, a story only the narrator of Conan the Barbarian could tell... or Morgan Freeman. One last thing, Death metal tis the best for me.