Before you continue reading, I am not a gay, but I respect gays and their rights.

So, I was browsing the groups today and I stumbled upon a group with the name: Death to Homosexuals. Like, really? Do I even need to explain this? As I read the description, I pointed out some pretty stupid mistakes. I will list them:

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

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Привет от матушки-России!

Big news, everybody, so sit down if you already haven't.

I'm stopping... for a while.

I need to start getting a life, a new one, so here are some things I can promise you guys:

- The rest of The Gates of Tartarus
- The rest of Spike Throws a Bachelor's Party
- Maybe a few short stories here and there.

It just feels like writing is becoming a chore for me and I haven't uploaded in a while.

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IT HAZ Come!

But in all seriousness, let us get down to buisness on my critcal views on the award winning AMC series and New York Bestseller comic; The Walking Dead.

So, as you can tell, I am a fan of the show, and a HUGE FAN (JIZZ IN MY PANTS AT THE NAME OF IT) for the comic. For those who have not seen season two, I am about to rape you. If you actually want to know about season three and possibly four by the comic, then keep reading.

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It really annoys me when bronies say these things outside of context:

- Buck
- Bucking
- Bucker
- Everypony
- Anypony
- Nopony
- Fillyfooler
- Horsefeathers (arguable)
- any other thing used as a cus in poneh.

Seriously, just say it.

It has always stumped me on how busy fimfiction.net has gotten over the last year and a half. I would have expected a lot from this gaining popularity of the website, but that actually isn't the case.

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Right here, boi. You know you want to.

So, I have wasted an entire year of my life on this website! There is not much to celebrate, but I'm just saying it anyways because it seems to be to important to be left unsaid.

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