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Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

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