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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I like ponies.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just some random guy. [Retired]

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A Day in the Life

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Are you a Rebel?

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm here to read fics and chew bubble gum... And Pinkie stole all my gum.

I enjoy smole horse words

The Crucible is not liable for any injuries sustained herein, and neither am I.

A fellow traveler...

My story is much like yours. I was born naked, screaming, and drenched in someone else's blood. But somehow, I overcame these limitations and am now a somewhat prolific writer of pony fiction.

I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?

Too much to write; too little time

Unicorn Developer

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

*SPOILERS* ;)

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.