Damnation!
The bronies have defeated us, brothers! My Little Scoota2 is no more! When the day of reckoning comes, my fury will be great!
I had a brief, polite exchange with the mod, and My Little Scoota2 violated the site's rule against meta-fiction because it involved real people. No hard feelings, but I'm really not sure what to do now. I could swap Seth and Mike out with OC's, but that would ruin a lot of the jokes.