I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I do be writing. You do be reading

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

8000 soldiers!

Occasionally, I write things. I have to admit I'm pretty bad at it. Occasionally, I edit things. Same story there really.

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Artist, writer and anything else I can do to slack off from my current projects.