My name is Eureka and I'm a young unicorn mare from Vanhoover. (The town of Vanhoover, not to be confused with Vanhoover B.C.) My cutie mark is a key and I'm very talented at figuring things out.
If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.