Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.

I'm a new Brony, living in the UK Im 18, and when Im not doing Brony things, im learning to be a chef in central London.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.