Hey, Dan here. The first prank I dealt with was my dad (who is a Sargent for police) pulled me over on my way to work just to write me a fake ticket that said I had to go home before 2pm, this sadly made me late for work. Next prank was during work, when some of my coworkers decided to place a UPC tag on me so every time I walked by the entrance it would sound the theft alarm. Final prank was Ashley saying she sold all our guns and spent the money on Trump election propaganda. Yeah that last

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So as the title says Happy mothers day to all mothers here on FiMfic, namely Pat cause she's the only one I know on here.
So today I went to visit my mom and brought Ash and Elizabeth over with me, yadda, yadda, family stuff. Then Elizabeth calls my mom grandma, calls me dad and Ash mom, suffice to say there was a lot of explaining and crying from Ash cause she was called mom. Also I trolled the fuck out of Artemis, since she's pregnant and all, totally worth the bruises.

So Elizabeth's teacher, who I won't name, decided to give her detention for defending herself, and did NOT call either me or Dan about it. We thought something had happened to her until some campus security found her in her teacher's class room writing on the whiteboard. I just about to ready to kill that bitch. So we scheduled a parent teacher conference to figure out what happened why did she have detention and all that. It was because she punched a forth grader who was bullying her and her

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Hey, this is Ash, Dan's roommate/girlfriend, decided to hijack his account so we both us it, this includes a new name and avatar! If you got any questions just ask!
--Ash

Okay, sorry about this but the info I gave on Ash's pregnancy is now false, turns out she had two false-positives, she went and got a blood test done and it came up negative. Now I get this news once I fully accepted the situation and actually got excited for it. Once again sorry, false-positive.

As the title says life finds even more ways for me to loose my hair early. Ok first off, some dickcheese knocked up my sister and won't man up about. I would kill him if wasn't illegal. Next Ash's sister decided to dump her daughter on us while she went to rehab, so now I got a seven year old running around the apartment. And finally the biggest kick to the shins is that Ash, my roommate/girlfriend is now preggers! Yup all of that have really thrown a wrench in my plans, how so you ask, well my

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So my PC decided to shit out on me yesterday so, I took it to a repair shop. They contacted me today to say that my PC can't be fixed. So I'm forced to use my tablet until I get enough money for a new computer. On the bright side I did get a new job! I am now a floor sales associate for Best Buy, I'm one of those people that walks around and asks if you need help with anything, then sends you to find someone else when you do ask.

Yup, if you guessed me you win the grand prize of one second to feel good about your self!

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Okay, so I changed my screen name because A) I got tired of Nightwing, 2) I figured enough people know me by Grayson or Dan now. Probably change my avatar also.