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"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.