These words were not written for you, but if they speak to you, they're yours to bear. (Patreon/Ko-Fi)

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

It took me eight years to make an account for this site

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

It's probably all gonna be NSFW.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

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Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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Dumb gay retired writer. Used to run Neighvada Nights and BronyCon panels or something.

I actually am a scientist!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I am No One

A groovy mystery, gang.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.