1. Is there really a chemical that changes the color of urine in the water?

Answer: This is completely false. It's utter bullshit and started spreading as a rumor to deter people from even contemplating the idea. Firstly, the thought of even adding and regulating such a chemical on a regular basis would be drastically expensive, especially with large bodies of water like public pools. This was one of the first things I learned.

2. Is chlorine all you need to add?

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Anyway, I was writing a short one-shot where one of the last stallions in Equestria (genetic mutation has caused an influx of only female ponies being born) has been taken prisoner by a team of mares to a 'secret location', where his semen will be forcibly 'extracted'. Low and behold, he's not exactly fond of fathering over 1,000,000 foals, and tries to resist.

Working all day. I'm going to ask Rayray to assemble the family later tonight (after I watch the finale on youtube). We got to start coming up with the next contest and making sure we have all the judges before we begin. I think everyone can agree on that. If you have any news, text me or something.

This is what Surry does when he is not writing TwiDash.

You can stop this. You can end this crime.

Btw, pulled out 2 more squirrels from a pool this week... and a turtle... and a bird... all dead.

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You have to learn what makes it tick.

So, my schedule's a big pile of fuck. I was supposed to have Saturday off (which I was planning to use to watch the finale), but that's not happening. No, in fact, I'm working all fucking Saturday. Oh well. Serves me right. Luckily, I have Sunday off, which I plan to use for several things.

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Just got off work. Started at 7 this morning. What the fuck...

What's my problem?

Well, it may be the fact that only my truck partner and I get to work on time... or the fact everyone talks shit about us when they think we aren't around... or maybe even that they think we are fucking lazy when, in actuality, we do twice as much shit that they do. Seriously, I pick up their jobs when they can't finish them, and then WE get bashed? How does that even work?

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The light was still dim in the library as Rainbow followed in the alicorn's steps up to the familiar bedroom, and though she felt apprehensive about going into her mare's personal space, decided that it was all for the best. The door swung loosely on its hinges as she pushed it open with a light nudge, and she was relieved to see her princess sitting in front of the fireplace, her forelegs and back legs curled neatly underneath her. She was staring into the undulating flame, forlorn and

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