Applejack told lies in her youth.

In other earth-shattering news, apple trees do not grow oranges.

Heyo, dear readers. I've got some news that's directly affecting Letters... or is it indirectly? I mean, what's going on isn't directly related to the story, but the time available--

"Get to the point, TOM."

Right, sorry Tia. Uh, job opportunities! Change in career! Even tighter time management during this transitional period!

"That's... well, that IS to the point, but you could have spared SOME detail."

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Sorcerer's Pony Apprentice, but even worse since it wasn't inanimate objects that were controlled.

Starlight Glimmer's been beaten with the stupid stick so hard I think she went full retard.

Elvis con man runs Pleasure Island for adults, and actually gets the comeuppance that Disney did not deliver.

Breaking News!

Former Journalist Gabby Gums Meets Gabby Gums the Griffon?!

Hugs like a bear, flies like an eagle, and runs her mouth in a torrent of word vomit! More on this story on Page 4.

Also, I guess there's something about getting said griffon a cutie mark which doesn't happen, then does, then doesn't again, then actually does happen by technicality.

Fluttershy reaction faces: the episode, treating others the way you want to be treated does not apply to everyone under certain circumstances, and sports ball is all about having fun as opposed to simply winning, except when it's not just about bragging rights and it's someone's career.

Simply put, I've finally watched the episode today. Normally, I would have watched it yesterday, but a few outstanding life circumstances completely dashed any chance of me seeing it yesterday.

Thus, the Letter may come out Monday, it might not. If it can't, expect it Tuesday.

Happy trails, dear readers.

Oh, and a quick tl;dw: Discord finally gets over himself in the geekiest way imaginable.

Dear Readers,

Celestia here, writing on behalf of TOM. He's having a... small existential crisis at the moment, mumbling something about changeling rocks. He'll be back next week, but in the meantime, he wanted me to conduct a survey for him on his behalf, one regarding the current status of Letters.

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...Uh, sorry. I completely blanked on this episode once I learned Changelings can become rocks.

...You know, this is actually one of those instances where the title quite literally tells you what 95% of the episode is going to be about. I probably don't even have to do one of these, but here goes...

Mare-Do-Wolf in sheep's clothing.