Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

Confusion tastes funny. I'm a banana. Zesty memes. I like turtles.

Has a new gaming PC eating all his time.

My thousand year reign of blood and terror shall begin!... As soon as I get off of this computer.

not much to say just a big fan of reading. not much a writer. and reading gives me motivation to get up in the day. so thanks and keep those stories going.

I am far from a writer, but I love to read the crazy worlds and stories that others have created.

Tis I, the one to thoroughly JAPE you!

will write later

Just a guy that likes ponies and happens to know how to write... sort of.

There's only room in here for one, and I've decided it's not you.

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

Writing should be done for fun, not money or fame.

Flawed minds trapped within impotent shells, functioning in an all too corrupted system; how could we possibly comprehend the heights of our own ignorance... when our very souls are left to rot?

What fun is there in making sense? -Discord, Lord Of Chaos.

Currently--and slowly--rewatching the show to regain the voices and characterizations of the cast.

"It's said war - war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk." — Ulysses

My neck hurts, could you please break it for me

I suppose an introduction is in order. I'm caliginous, Prince of Illusions. And other things. I'm not talking about them.

...ponies....there is nothing else to say

Hey my name is Jamie and this is my life.

I like words, I like MLP.

The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)

Just getting into MLP but already enjoying it. Who knew,right?

So we live, you and I, on either side of the edge- and we run, and we scream, with the dilated stare of obsession and dreaming

The name is HKAM ! Nice to meet all of you !

Hello.

Just some Fanfic fan that perpetually has his stories in the planning stages (I swear I'll start writing them some day, honest!).

Love and comedy are my bread and butter... Feed me!