I PERSONALLY ASKED POULTRON TO BAN ME. HE SAID HE WOULD, AS LONG AS I GAVE HIM THE OKAY...AND I DID.

No, seriously. This will be the LAST THING that I ever publish on this site. And you know what? I'm okay with that.

Honorable heroes go down with a smile, and that's what I'm about to do. Pinkie Pie would be proud.

Thank you all for all of the support. Especially Kharnes, FlippyAndDiscord, My Antagonist, and TheBandBrony.

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I FUCKIN QUIT.

FUCK THIS FANDOM, FUCK THIS SHOW, FUCK THIS SITE, AND FUCK YOU!!!!!

Oh, and Kharnes, I was going to finish your request, but THIS ASSHAT Got in the way.

My reaction to practically everyone on the site, Except TheBandBrony:

(I have no idea why half of this blog post is indenting. Just roll with it.)

Well, since I have NO FUCKING IDEA about what I should write, I figured that I'd let YOU decide. I have 5 request slots open. Anyone can request anything, and I will announce the requests that I've chosen to write as I choose them.

If you don't understand, let me elaborate.

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So here's an accurate description of what just happened to me.

>Reads a lot of CreepyPasta
>Writes piss scary one here.
>Forgets about it
>Sees image accompanying it.
>Dies.

I suck. I suck. I am the worst author on the site. Worse than Mr. Happy Face. Why? Because I'm not confident in my writing skills. I'm scared of failure. I will get writing on a story, take a break, go read a similar story, and realize that it does everything better than I could.

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DEPRESSING DREAMS ARE DEPRESSING.

In said dream, For some reason I was in school again. I was walking around, unsupervised for some reason, when I find a Filly Pinkie Pie chilling in the middle of a hallway. And no one gives a shit. So, being me, I decide to grab her, and HAUL ASS for my bus. But then I realize...It's not the end of the day. So i take Pinkie with me, and we resume daily activities. Once again, no one gave a shit. And everything was great.

OR WAS IT?

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I was on the path of making a video game countdown, I had the first entry done, AND THEN....I found out that all of my projects were registering as "WLMP" projects and not WMV, which means I can't upload any of them on YouTube.

So i figured I'd just shove my opinions on Video Game Music on you. Because you know how much I love doing that. This is my top 13 favorite VG Music Tracks.

NUMBER 13

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I know I'm late to this, but I don't fucking care at this point.

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You have to listen to this while you read this:

I have a crap ton of sad things to tell you.

-Season 3 has been confirmed to only have 13 episodes.

-Eddsworld is dead.

-It has been confirmed that Derpy will NOT have any more speaking roles.

-CardGamesFTW has been banned from YouTube for good.

-My Little Dashie

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THE SITE ADDED A YOUTUBE VIDEO BUTTON.

CHECK THIS FUCKIN' SHIT OUT:

And those are how I choose to spend my time off of work.

TIME WELL SPENT!!!!! >: D