I'm not sure it's visible, but it's there. My self-esteem is going lower and lower. All my siblings are moving on with their lives, but I'm still stuck here, writing pony fanfics no one reads. I may have talent, but no talent is ever worth anything unless other people notice. And what do others notice around here?

Mary Sues. Wangst. Unfunny "comedies". Clop. The Unexpected Love Life of Dusk Shine.

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I suppose so.

I'm actually really disappointed in how My Little Castlevania is turning out. It isn't that I think it's badly written or whatever; it's that it isn't getting the pageview count I was really hoping for. I mean, don't more people know what Castlevania is than there are people who know who Chris-Chan is? My most-read story, "A Stranger In Ponyville", was put on hiatus for this?

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I just checked my story "A Stranger in Ponyville", and it's been nearly a month since I updated it.

Well, I've been beavering away on my MLP/Castlevania crossover in an attempt to get it done before Halloween. I'll post it in its entirety very soon. Until that happens, ASiP won't see any more updates. So consider this a hiatus.

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Here's a fun activity to do while I'm working on the next Stranger chapter (And on the Castlevania/MLP crossover, which Jet Magnum can tell you is starting to look awesome).

A Q&A session. Five questions per post. I give you five answers. You can ask me anything you want, so long as it isn't perverted or invasive. I look forward to seeing what you guys have to say!

Just as it says in the title of this blog post, man.

I'm looking for a proofreader for my upcoming Castlevania/MLP crossover. PM me if you are interested, or just post below to learn more. The only requirements I ask is that

a) Must be somewhat good at identifying tropes. This way, I can see if the story is too predictable or cliched.
b) Must have a keen eye for "fatty" or unnecessary sentences. I tend to ramble when describing things, and I need to stop that.

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OK, I'm actually nearly done with A Stranger in Ponyville. Only four more chapters, then an epilogue.

I apologize to anybrony who thinks the story's gone on too long. In fact, here's a short list of things I've learned from writing ASiP:

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And my brother gave me this idea. We've gone over it, worked out the character arcs and plot elements. So I'm gonna write it. A fanfiction. A FIMfiction.

A crossover.

Coming soon.

... Nothing happens.

I joke.

So one of my stories ended up getting in the feature box! For all of ten seconds. (Or maybe it was longer and I just slept through most of it.) Either way, thank you readers for putting "Why Does Applejack Cry?" on that feature box. It didn't get as many readers as something like "Alone in the World" did, and I'm guessing it's because I forgot to be wangsty, but still!

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I know, I know, I haven't updated A Stranger in Ponyville in a while. I understand that ending the most recent chapter in a whopper of a cliffhanger is even more infuriating, but rest assured, I'M WORKIN ON IT!!! I'M WORKIN ON IT!!! Especially since I get a lot of Stressful Torture in my life that makes me Crash Into Slumber. Given that inspiration is a huge variable, and I may have been Lacking of it, this story will be finished as soon as possible... HONEST!

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A Stranger in Ponyville now has over 1000 views for the first chapter, and is close to pinching that 10,000 view goal. It has over 200 comments.

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