Hey there everypone. How's your day goin'? Good? Gooood.

I wanted to post here to let you all know that the next chapter of JBtD will probably be delayed a few days. I have most of it done, but I am moving to a new apartment on Sunday, and as such likely won't have the time to do my usual proof-reading and submitting thing until early next week.

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Alright, on to part 2. After using Dash to flavor a barrel of rum you deserve something a little more light hearted, so here's a pony dressed like a sandwich.

On to ze questions!

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REMOVE ZEBRA. EQUESTRIA STRONK.

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Hey there, you fine ponyfolk. So, in my last post I asked for questions for an AMA. Partly because I was bored, but mostly because my self-congratulatory ego masturbation hasn't been fulfilled in a while. Look at me, I'm relevant! People like me! I'm...I'm important. Heh heh. Yeah...

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Hey there. So, I am currently bored and have nothing to do, and I got to thinkin': it's been a while since I've done one of these AMAs, just about two years now if I remember correctly. I thought it would be fun to field some questions from my loyal readers and/or mortal enemies.

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Hey there, everyone. Long time no review, eh? Been a while since I last did this.

So, we went nearly an entire year without new pony. Holy hell, what a wait! That hiatus was painful, but now we're finally back where we should be: with new episodes and a reinvigorated fandom. Rejoice, for new pone is upon us! Oh man, it feels good to write about new stuff again.

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As of this moment, we are less than a day from NEW PONY. Awww shit, it's pony time!

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JBtD In a nutshell.

So, apparently I have just passed my three year anniversary for Fimfiction. That's crazy. Three years ago I set out to write a short Rarity clopfic that ended up becoming a 30 chapter, 368k word monster that took a year and a half to finish -- thanks, in part, to some very unfortunate months that saw me out of work and on my last rope. But hey, things got better!

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Hey there. Before I begin, I have to share this. Ahem.

HOLY FUCKBALLS I UNCRATED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES GROUND CONTROL.

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Hey there everyone. So recently S&B passed 1,000 upvotes, and that's crazy awesome. Combined with the continuing success of JBtD I've been a pretty grateful writer as of late, and I wanted to give back in some small way as a thank-you to every one who has taken time out of their lives to read the words I vomit out into the endless internets.

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