One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Honor. Courage. Commitment. Everyone should strive to abide by these three ideals.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Forget not that I am a derp.

No longer relevant.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

O.F.P.

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

It runs on the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

A lover of fiction, especially ponies, and sometimes even pony fiction. Because not ALL fanfiction is terrible rubbish. Not all....

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

Writer of stories!

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

Just a simple guy who likes to write and stumbled into this strange but wonderful fandom.

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Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!