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Oct
16th
2017

It's all Secrets and Pies with these Ponies! · 12:35am Oct 16th, 2017

So I'm talking about this week's (scheduled) episode below. If you haven't seen it yet, please watch it first. Otherwise, here is a picture of Batman villain Simon the Pieman.

Why post this? Because A) the episode is about pies, and B) when else will I have the chance to remind everyone that, at one point in time, Batman had a villain called Simon the Pieman? Let's see you be dark and brooding against that.

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Oct
8th
2017

Once Upon a Zeppelin taught us some valuable lessons · 9:03pm Oct 8th, 2017

Oct
2nd
2017

Dot Dot Dot · 3:51am Oct 2nd, 2017

I'm bored. I'm feeling depressed. I haven't written anything in two weeks. This week's episode was just okay (good moral, though), and there's no way I'm going to a theater and ruining some child's viewing of the movie this weekend.

So in the meantime, here's Trixie being adorably annoying.

Because we all need more Trixie/Starlight in our lives.

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Sep
18th
2017

Could I have been wrong all along? · 12:38am Sep 18th, 2017

Our most recent episode continues a trend that has lasted since the show began: Rarity episodes are often among the best of the series. We have a plot that should have been laughed out of the staff room before a single letter had been keyed into Microsoft Word, but they managed to make a story about a pony using dollar store shampoo into something amusing, memorable, and charming in its own way. Every pony that appeared served to either further the narrative or otherwise entertain, and they

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Sep
2nd
2017

Thorax is the worst ruler ever (Spoilers for To Change a Changeling) · 8:17pm Sep 2nd, 2017

All of the leaders in Equestria/The-Stuff-Outside-Of-Equestria have had their faults. Princess Celestia is routinely captured and delegates authority over dangerous situations in the most thoughtlessly passive of ways. Princess Luna tried to bring about eternal night because ponies dared to sleep at night. That Griffin king tied the entire country's identity around an easily-lost idol, which caused said kingdom to descend into ruin when it was lost. Chrysalis, Sombra and Tirek were just pure

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Aug
27th
2017

Writing Schedule · 9:33pm Aug 27th, 2017

So it's been a month since I last updated any of my stuff. Small potatoes considering my history, but still a long time. Also doesn't help that I'm working on two things at once,

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Aug
19th
2017

The REAL lesson of today's episode... · 7:00pm Aug 19th, 2017

Today's episode taught us a valuable lesson. I don't mean the nonsense about not assuming the worst of two friends before they've had a chance to meet, or how we can learn from each other's strengths and weaknesses to become better people. No, this is far more troubling.

In this episode, we learned that Twilight lives in that is, essentially, a castle made of dragon candy.

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Aug
13th
2017

Season Seven Episode Reviews: Fame and Misfortune · 2:55pm Aug 13th, 2017

Episode, I will have words with thee...

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Aug
5th
2017

Waning Moon: What Was Supposed to Happen · 11:44pm Aug 5th, 2017

Currently, I am torn. I have a story I want to start writing, but a part of me knows it will go over like the Hindenburg over an active volcano, so I hesitate to start writing it. But then I have my current story, which is updating slower and slower because I keep getting caught up in other stuff, and I know I should focus on that. But the new idea is more fun, but the old one needs attention, and...

None of this matters to this post, save to serve as an intro.

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Jul
25th
2017

Little Sunny Chapter 8 follow-up · 3:40am Jul 25th, 2017

Well, folks, it finally happened. I finally put up a new update. Not in a story anyone's interested in, but...an update's an update, I suppose.

Some post-chapter thoughts after the break. (There will be spoilers if you haven't read the chapter yet.)

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