I have no idea what I'm doing.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

"Bucephalus" is the name of the ancient Thessalian warhorse that carried Alexander the Great into battle.

I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

Well derp

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