I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Psst... You wanna read some horse porn?

I'm just a person that likes to write, slowly getting the handle on writing with a schedule.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Hello, Sirius Shenanigans here! I am a martial artist with a hankering for humor. My primary intention is to create stories with original characters. MLP characters are great, but they aren't mine...

Can I speak to the manager?

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Dislexic tring to wright storys, makes gammer natzie eyes bleed.

Habitual loafer. Occasional storywriter.

A dumb-as-rocks changeling who should have been caught by now. (Avatar done by Zemer .)

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.