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Norty Ahri


Male from England who occasionally takes part in pony watching, also an Otaku and a Summoner. Rarity is best pony.

Dec
13th
2016

I guess this is it. · 1:53am Dec 13th, 2016

I just don't know what else to say...

Whatever I try to say always looks like I'm just making excuses, or carries entirely the wrong tone, and it has gotten to a point where I feel like the only thing to do is be straight with it.

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Jul
4th
2016

Anime review - School Days (Worst anime ever?) · 12:37am Jul 4th, 2016

It has been oh so long since I have done an anime review, and by an anime review, I mean that single one I've ever done. The one on Angel Beats, but...I just couldn't resist a review on this one. I'm not even sure it is a review, its probably much closer to a roast to be honest. So without further adieu, lets get into this...Whatever it is.

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May
16th
2016

What have I done? · 2:59pm May 16th, 2016

I now own Dark Souls 3...

Need I say anything else?

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Apr
17th
2016

Health update · 10:25am Apr 17th, 2016

So I'm not exactly sure if I mentioned that I was having a few minor health problems, namely a bit of difficulty breathing, especially in the mornings.

Not to worry, I've been able to see a doctor about it, and it turns out that it's asthma, which I had as a child, but was given the clear for, until, well, Friday.

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Jan
20th
2016

Progress report; Devoid · 9:55pm Jan 20th, 2016

Long post, includes TL;DR version at the bottom

Well, it certainly has been a long time, hasn't it? Before I get majorly into the whole point of this post, I'm going to stress that it is hard to break this news to you all without sounding like a major dick, and I'm prepared for any consequence that may come of this.

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Jan
11th
2016

Ok, now this is just sad. · 11:40pm Jan 11th, 2016

Last month, the godfather of heavy metal, Lemmy, died of cancer, and what do I find out today? David Bowie died of cancer.

God dammit, what is happening to all these musical geniuses.

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Dec
29th
2015

Rest in peace, Lemmy · 11:15am Dec 29th, 2015

As an aspiring metal vocalist and a huge fan of Motorhead, news of Lemmy's death deeply saddens me.

The world lost a true legend. Rest in peace.

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Dec
25th
2015

Merry Christmas folks · 3:02am Dec 25th, 2015

I wanted to post it at 12:00(GMT) bit I might have kind have been ever so slightly drunk, and only posted it on Twitter. Whoops.

Anyway it's 3 hours later and still Christmas, so have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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Dec
19th
2015

Finally! · 4:15pm Dec 19th, 2015

Thank whatever diety you believe in (for me, none) for the moderators.

I was getting sick to death of seeing "omg plix rate me, repost to see waht u get," that some how never included "annoying moron" as an option.

Thank you moderators.

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Dec
17th
2015

One thing I find really funny about this whole Star Wars hype · 11:24pm Dec 17th, 2015

Don't worry, this isn't spoiling the new movie in any way.

Why the hell is everyone all of a sudden loving Star Wars? When I was a young kid, I was a nerd for liking it (apparently)

One thing the new film has definitely shown is people's capacity for jumping on bandwagons

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