Retired author, husband and father.

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

Creator of the revolutionary “THOT-B-GONE” and owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome

Big Brother is Watching You

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

I'm here to write things.

Just your average guy, blundering his way through life, questioning the mysteries of the universe, reading fiction and writing fiction. Nothing to see here folks, move along.