I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

I'm a guy who loves many things. Trains, planes, writing, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and especially ponies. I became a Brony on 9-1-2013, and my life's never been the same since then. I hope you enjoy my works.

Healing slowly..... And there might be times I show my real face

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.

Drake is better than Tupac

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

I beat that bitch's ass.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?