I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
I don't know what else there is to say. It's BACON in a CAN.
“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb
Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D