Special Circumstances Agent

"Don't lose your way when the sunshine comes. Don't forget your hopes and dreams and delusions." -Mother: Cognitive Dissonance

I put the "laughter" in slaughter.

Also known as "Argamis" in the interwebz.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

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Grammar Marxist? Prose to the proletariat! Seize the means of communication!

I am not Canadian nope, not at all. There are no Canadians within a 30 kilometer radius of me, none at all.

I kick evil in the NARDS ! Here be thy Patronage Page !

Occsionally updates

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I will follow you all

Twilight sparkle is best pony.

A simple dude who'll write stories that no one ever tries. Also, Tia is best pony.

Just a normally odd muscian trying to write fanfiction

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I should probably fill this out, shouldn't I?

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I write fanfiction. About ponies. And relevant topics. I hate these things so much, as I have a lot to say and no where near enough room to say it.

But what sun-bleached secrets lie among the derelicts of the outer belt? Perhaps they are best left to die in their lonely, decaying orbits.

I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

I am a student of economics,history and biology. I've come here to produce my seminal work Draconomachi. I hope to complete a and have it edited and posted somewhere it'll get noticed.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS