I can almost see the wizard through the curtains.

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Butts Butts BUTTS!

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

mwap

time is a crime

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I type stories using my hands

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

space is a waste