Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!
Hi. I'm Ficta. I enjoy writing silly comedies and soul-shattering tragedies. There is no in between. :)
Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/
Words have been written. Some of them by me. Those are here. Probably.
I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.