The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

I do be writing. You do be reading

Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

"I hate many things on our Godforsaken earth, but above all else, I hate the nice words."

Too much to write; too little time

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

Horrifically Fun

I am the lucid dream

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Are you a Rebel?

God, I'm so sorry.

Sanity? Never had it.