You Lost The Game

Biological organism known as a human

A man with a love of history, ponies, and stories about said ponies. No commissions please, I wrote solely for fun.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

beak enthusiast

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

Just trying to be better.

"What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also." -Julius Caesar. TCP Discord is available. Please send a DM!

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write horsewords for RGRE

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

space is a waste

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Romance and Slice of Life Writer

Ooooh! Butunz!

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

Made from 100% potato.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

This is fiction. But it is based...

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

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You want to know how to write a good story? You take a group of interesting, likable, wonderful characters, and you turn their lives into Hell on Earth. -- Chris Claremont

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

I'm Foals Errand's husband. A fanfic author with experience in anime and sci fi fics mostly. I'm now branching out.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!