I have answers the given questions below so that you do not have to ask them, and so that I do not have to answer them individually. I daresay I'm ashamed of myself for posting this, but it's for my followers after all.

"Have I Ever" Answers:

1. No.

2. No.

3. No.

4. Yes, but in complete moderation.

5. In a way.

6. *Sigh* In a way.

7. . . . In a way.

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Hello all,

I am back.

Dubai was excellent, and the hotel that I sojourned in for the duration of my venture was splendid. If ever you wish to go to Dubai for business or pleasure, I highly recommend The Address, in Downtown Dubai.

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Hello all.

Well, my business trip in Dubai is going swimmingly, and I should be home next week.

I am taking some time off in the afternoons for leisure, and partially for FimFiction.

Also, Emoji:

I have asked to be banned for three weeks on account of my upcoming business venture to Dubai.

I am designing a rooftop garden for a considerably wealthy man. I will be with a business partner. He is my assistant and companion for the venture. This will be the biggest project that I have undertaken yet.

I will be back.

Goodbye.

Well well, 400 followers. Quite a number, quite a number.

I must say, I am rather pleased with it.

And therefore, I would like to sincerely thank all of my followers for being the sole reason for this achievement.

I am truly honoured to have the vast majority of you as friends, and I thoroughly enjoy your company, and, I confess, I care about all of you. I care about you all in a very deep and complex way, but some more than others.

Here is a celebratory image:

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Well, it happened at last.

It only took five years.

Well well, it would seem that we of the Brony community finally have some substantial rivalry to wage war against.

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I hate Halloween. I have always hated it.

Things that I dislike about halloween:

People put more thought into their costumes than they do into their career.

Children get high on fructose.

I applaud resent the desire of women to dress like prostitutes.

Most will either create/purchase an incredibly elaborate (yet wholly useless) Halloween costume, whist others will simply place a sheet over their heads.

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I have found a user who can enthral me in a truly brilliant way; Amusingly, they believe that my righteous and factual self to be insane, simply because I am far more intelligent than they are.

Dear me, what fun.

In short, this particular person optimises the primary thing I find so interesting about those who I play with; Pure ignorance.
They do not understand my mind in the slightest, and they claim that I am arrogant.

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*Sigh* Oh, very well.

Remember to do your best, as it is incredibly difficult to move me in such a way. Perhaps impossible.

Why do I do these things to myself?