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thecookiewookie


Just your run-of-the-mill changeling, trying to get some love for my stories. I like redeemed villains, and I can't stand depressing stuff, my sanity is far too fragile already.

Feb
26th
2014

Yet ANOTHER drain on my time. · 5:04am Feb 26th, 2014

Well, now I've gone and done it. I started another story "The Less-Than-Sane Adventures of Spark Trace." What's wrong with me?

Ugh.

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Jan
8th
2014

A day of Infamy · 7:01am Jan 8th, 2014

I'm sorry, but I can't be positive tonight.

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Dec
14th
2013

So, not quite an update, but... · 4:14am Dec 14th, 2013

I've made some adjustments and rewrites to A Story of Heritage. There isn't much that's been changed, but it matters. I've adjusted it to fit canon still, and I've changed a few details relating to story flow and character development. I'm working on that update, but it's slow going. I have some great ideas for the finale, but I have to figure out what the buck to put in the middle. As always, any ideas would help. Thanks, thecookiewookie

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Dec
10th
2013

Well, some good news. · 8:56am Dec 10th, 2013

I think I'm stockpiling enough ideas to update A Story of Heritage! I have only a few core plot ideas, and i desperately need someone who will bounce ideas about the long term goal of the story. Still, mostly good news except the need for collab. I've had a hell of a time just putting a few ideas together (I wrote an incantation which rhymes in both English and Latin, for Celestia's sake!), and some help figuring out how to put this start together with my ideal ending will be necessary to

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Nov
30th
2013

Last Ditch Efforts · 8:37am Nov 30th, 2013

In order to get down some of these ideas kicking around my brain, I'm going to write a series of one shots featuring some OCs I've made. These are no ordinary OCs, however; these are the Princes of Darkness. These six, the princes of Fury, Sorrow, Cruelty, Fear, Lust, and Debauchery, are the dark forces that affect Equestria. I'd love to do these as a collaboration, 'cause I'm really gonna need some help with the M-rated bits. I intend to do a seduction part for the Prince of

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Nov
28th
2013

Aaaahhhhhhhh, Thanksgiving. · 5:23am Nov 28th, 2013

Nothing quite like Thanksgiving to put you into a nice, cozy food coma. Anyway, here's a few thoughts I had in my semi-conscious state.

Since the show put that bit in Appleloosa ("Enough salt for you!") implying that salt=alcohol to ponies, saying that somepony is "worth their salt" has a whole different meaning. Weird.

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Nov
23rd
2013

The Day Has Arrived! · 4:13pm Nov 23rd, 2013

Go forth and Brony on. The start of Season Four has arrived, and soon new canon material shall invalidate yet more fics. But oh, the glory of it!

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Nov
20th
2013

How am I bored and overbooked at the same time? · 5:29am Nov 20th, 2013

I finished all of Doctor Who on Netflix. I'm trying other shows, like Star Trek Voyager, but even though I love Star Trek I can't get into it. I have loads of coursework, yet I find myself not doing any of it, and it's either so easy it's not worth doing or so hard it's impossible. I have vicious writers' block, and I can't figure out where to go next with my fic. I can't even listen to music, I've cycled through everything I like so much it all sounds annoying right now. Ugh, I can't wait for

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Nov
18th
2013

Gah, my poor brain! I need more mental bleach! · 1:00am Nov 18th, 2013

I was listening to Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard, and an image of syrup and icing-drenched PinkieDash clop came into my head. This was made infinitely worse by the fact that in my brony circle, we assign "ponysonas" to people based on which of the mane 6 they most closely act like. . . so now I have images of the people who act like Dash and Pinkie: my best friend and my little brother. . . GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nov
1st
2013

Nightmare Night · 5:45am Nov 1st, 2013

Happy Nightmare Night everypony! As we move into November, remember: only twenty three days to season four. Also;

Remember, remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

No, I'm not a fan of Anonymous, I just think V is awesome. Vi veri veniversarum vivus vici. Thanks, thecookiewookie

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