Just a Brony with an overpowered Pokesona

I'm a poet, a total nerd, and a DJ who is GONNA PLAY HIS SOUND SABER!!!!!!!! * BZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT*

Just a little, old baby kitty...

I destroy chemical weapons for a living. Trust me, it sounds way more exciting than it is. I am a married father of four. Gamer all my life, all kinds.

So am I famous yet? No? Perfect! I will write my stories for you, and there will be much rejoicing...over cake! =D